We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third.

True story: I married Leslie Knope. nerdwench and I just never realized it until Parks and Rec came out. 
We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third.

True story: I married Leslie Knope. nerdwench and I just never realized it until Parks and Rec came out. 
We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third.

True story: I married Leslie Knope. nerdwench and I just never realized it until Parks and Rec came out. 
We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third.

True story: I married Leslie Knope. nerdwench and I just never realized it until Parks and Rec came out. 
We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third.

True story: I married Leslie Knope. nerdwench and I just never realized it until Parks and Rec came out. 
We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third.

True story: I married Leslie Knope. nerdwench and I just never realized it until Parks and Rec came out. 
We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third.

True story: I married Leslie Knope. nerdwench and I just never realized it until Parks and Rec came out. 
We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third.

True story: I married Leslie Knope. nerdwench and I just never realized it until Parks and Rec came out. 
We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third.

True story: I married Leslie Knope. nerdwench and I just never realized it until Parks and Rec came out.

We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third.

True story: I married Leslie Knope. nerdwench and I just never realized it until Parks and Rec came out.

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READ SPOOPY, YO

My very first published stories are part of the new anthology "Dark Covenants", available on Amazon! It’s a collection of horror and dark fantasy stories from the folks at Firedance Books, and the perfect thing to get your spoopy on for Halloween.

"Captives" - A preacher locked away a dark secret years ago. Now it’s calling him back to the asylum, back to its professional silence and the blind eye turned to even the most disturbing sights. Back to Samantha, and the secret trying to claw its way out of her.

"Turbulence" - Flying is hell. James does it often enough that hell is now routine, at least until he’s given a one-way ticket out of his impending death and into the devil’s good graces. He just has to sign on the dotted line, join the mile high club, and ignore the demon cackling in the aisle seat.

Super excited to be a part of this. If you like it, give us a review on the Amazon page as well, it really helps out.

GRANDMAS LOVE SAM

  • Me: *playing Tomb Raider*
  • Grandmother who is visiting for the weekend: Mind if I sit with you?
  • Me: *squirming slightly because there is gore and swearing in this game and my grandmother is a sweet old lady: Um, if you want to.
  • Grandmother: *sits* Thank you, dear.
  • Me: *continuing to play for about five minutes*
  • Grandmother:
  • Grandmother:
  • Grandmother: LOOK OUT THERE ARE THREE COMING DOWN THE HILL
  • Grandmother: THAT WAS POINT BLANK HOW ARE THEY ALIVE
  • Grandmother: OOOHH YOU MADE THAT EXPLODE
  • Grandmother: STOP KILLING MY GRANDDAUGHTER
  • Grandmother: KILL THEM KILL THEM ALL
  • Grandmother: OHHHHH YOU SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD OHHHHHHHHH
  • Grandmother: RUN RUN RUN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE RUN
  • Grandmother: OKAY NOW KILL THEM ALL
  • Me: *slowly turns to look at her* Grandma
  • Grandmother: *sweet smile* Hmm?
  • Me: Grandma oh my god
  • Grandmother: *more smiling* Well, hurry up and kill everyone else, I want to see you save this Sam person.
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Grandmother: Kill them.

Scumbag Warglaive of Azzinoth. Dropping on my paladin when you know damn well I can’t do a single thing with it.

So into the bank you go to languish until Blizzard makes all legacy legendaries Bind On Account like they should be by now.

roane72:

fatnutritionist:

humans-of-pdx:

"This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is sold! It’s going to be good eatin’!" 
"What are you going to make with it?"
"Well, this one I’m giving to my parents. You have to give the first one away or you just spoil the whole spirit of gardening."

This is the most victorious photo of cabbage ever captured.

This picture just makes me feel happy.

FOR CABBAGE!

(via truculentbantam)

malindalo:

In which Ursula K. Le Guin declines to blurb a book by Brian Aldiss because it is “so self-contentedly, exclusively male”

(Source: Hugh D’Andrade via YA Highway)

Nice.

(via arte-mysia)

feellng:

Cutest german shepherd puppies EVER!

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Cutest german shepherd puppies EVER!

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HATS HAT HATS feellng:

Cutest german shepherd puppies EVER!

HATS
HATS HAT HATS feellng:

Cutest german shepherd puppies EVER!

HATS
HATS HAT HATS feellng:

Cutest german shepherd puppies EVER!

HATS
HATS HAT HATS feellng:

Cutest german shepherd puppies EVER!

HATS
HATS HAT HATS

feellng:

Cutest german shepherd puppies EVER!

HATS

HATS HAT HATS

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dgaider:

Hearing Miranda use her natural voice is…so bizarre, I can’t even tell you.

Man, Cassandra looks like she’s going to really grEEEEEEEEEEE LELIANA THERE’S LELIANA WHY ISN’T THIS ON MY HARD DRIVE

Hem. Sorry. Yes. Right.

Allison Janney. Queen of my heart. Allison Janney. Queen of my heart. Allison Janney. Queen of my heart. Allison Janney. Queen of my heart.

Ebola and the Media

Here’s a thing on the whole “media are blowing ebola out of proportion” comments which were inevitable. You know who’s actually at fault?

You. Yes, you with the mouse and the remote. You’re at fault.

The media in general doesn’t want to frighten people needlessly. What they do want is higher viewer numbers, higher web traffic, higher newspaper sales. So when they post stories about ebola and see HUGE spikes in those numbers (I’ve seen it, other editors have seen it, it’s there) that shows us there’s a desire for more information, and we fill that need by doing more stories.

There are obvious flaws with that. The 1 person who doesn’t want what the 10,000 other clickers wanted will think we’re blowing this out of proportion. The people in charge of driving those numbers even higher can shoot past reasonable and into unreasonable territory pretty quickly, and one over-the-top place makes the rest of us look bad.

You want to fix it? Break the ad revenue model which pays us and revolves around higher viewer/site numbers so we can eat and not be homeless. Fund public media and vote for people who support it, rather than try to defund it just to score a few political points (and I will kick those people in the nuts with steel-toed boots if I ever meet them). Give some money to a Patreon for an actual good and responsible site, not just one you agree with.

A lack of information creates fear, not an abundance of information. If you actually READ all the articles and reports we’re doing, you’d feel better. So that’s on you too.

I’m doing my job just fine. It’s time for you to do yours.

barbeauxbot:

flowermotif:

thxnos:

civil war mcu: the world is devastated after the government wants the… like… 7 heroes to register. Death. Chaos. Madness.

"We can’t let them reveal our secret identities. It would be wrong."

"We don’t have secret identities. You’ve been famous since 1943, I literally landed in the armor at a convention named after myself while surrounded by Iron Man themed dancers, Thor is just Thor, and everyone else’s identity was leaked by Natasha, thank you so much."

"How will this affect the m—"

"Mmm?"

"I don’t know, there was a word on the tip of my tongue but I forgot it."

"Remember when Natasha released all our secret info at the end of Cap 2?"

"Yeah but what if we wanted to make it secret again. This is totally possible on the internet."

Respect. Your. Own. Rules.

(via veliseraptor)

thefrogman:

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SKREEEEEEEEEE MOTHAFUCKA thefrogman:

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SKREEEEEEEEEE MOTHAFUCKA

theguilteaparty:

reindeerplaydate:

forfuturereferenceonly:

kowka:

haraii:

christmas eve what about christmas adam

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

HEEYYOOOOOOOOOOOO

(via geekyjessica)

Cleaning House - D&D Next in Eberron

We’ve established a new D&D Next house rule I’m quite happy with, and has led to some very great action and excitement.

If you crit a mook (which I define as anything with a fraction for a CR), you kill said mook.

Our rogue had a field day this week. A field day of blood, gore, and slit throats.

poppyslovingyou:

chesireclam:

arcanacat:

allthingshyper:

smallworldofbigal:

ashleymater:

Tippi Benjamine Okanti Degré, daughter of French wildlife photographers Alain Degré and Sylvie Robert, was born in Namibia. During her childhood she befriended many wild animals, including a 28-year old elephant called Abu and a leopard nicknamed J&B. She was embraced by the Bushmen and the Himba tribespeople of the Kalahari, who taught her how to survive on roots and berries, as well as how to speak their language.
Learn more

in before tumblr screams about cultural appropiation

This doesn’t even count as cultural appropriation
This isn’t a person robbing a culture, to hell with the others
This is a child born right next to that culture
Who was embraced by the people and taught how to do some of the things they do
Which is not the same as cultural appropriation

No cultural appropriation. Just something really beautiful.

I love the picture where she’s cuddling a frog.

Don’t send her to school when she is older.

Man, the prequel to Mean Girls looks GOOD. poppyslovingyou:

chesireclam:

arcanacat:

allthingshyper:

smallworldofbigal:

ashleymater:

Tippi Benjamine Okanti Degré, daughter of French wildlife photographers Alain Degré and Sylvie Robert, was born in Namibia. During her childhood she befriended many wild animals, including a 28-year old elephant called Abu and a leopard nicknamed J&B. She was embraced by the Bushmen and the Himba tribespeople of the Kalahari, who taught her how to survive on roots and berries, as well as how to speak their language.
Learn more

in before tumblr screams about cultural appropiation

This doesn’t even count as cultural appropriation
This isn’t a person robbing a culture, to hell with the others
This is a child born right next to that culture
Who was embraced by the people and taught how to do some of the things they do
Which is not the same as cultural appropriation

No cultural appropriation. Just something really beautiful.

I love the picture where she’s cuddling a frog.

Don’t send her to school when she is older.

Man, the prequel to Mean Girls looks GOOD. poppyslovingyou:

chesireclam:

arcanacat:

allthingshyper:

smallworldofbigal:

ashleymater:

Tippi Benjamine Okanti Degré, daughter of French wildlife photographers Alain Degré and Sylvie Robert, was born in Namibia. During her childhood she befriended many wild animals, including a 28-year old elephant called Abu and a leopard nicknamed J&B. She was embraced by the Bushmen and the Himba tribespeople of the Kalahari, who taught her how to survive on roots and berries, as well as how to speak their language.
Learn more

in before tumblr screams about cultural appropiation

This doesn’t even count as cultural appropriation
This isn’t a person robbing a culture, to hell with the others
This is a child born right next to that culture
Who was embraced by the people and taught how to do some of the things they do
Which is not the same as cultural appropriation

No cultural appropriation. Just something really beautiful.

I love the picture where she’s cuddling a frog.

Don’t send her to school when she is older.

Man, the prequel to Mean Girls looks GOOD. poppyslovingyou:

chesireclam:

arcanacat:

allthingshyper:

smallworldofbigal:

ashleymater:

Tippi Benjamine Okanti Degré, daughter of French wildlife photographers Alain Degré and Sylvie Robert, was born in Namibia. During her childhood she befriended many wild animals, including a 28-year old elephant called Abu and a leopard nicknamed J&B. She was embraced by the Bushmen and the Himba tribespeople of the Kalahari, who taught her how to survive on roots and berries, as well as how to speak their language.
Learn more

in before tumblr screams about cultural appropiation

This doesn’t even count as cultural appropriation
This isn’t a person robbing a culture, to hell with the others
This is a child born right next to that culture
Who was embraced by the people and taught how to do some of the things they do
Which is not the same as cultural appropriation

No cultural appropriation. Just something really beautiful.

I love the picture where she’s cuddling a frog.

Don’t send her to school when she is older.

Man, the prequel to Mean Girls looks GOOD. poppyslovingyou:

chesireclam:

arcanacat:

allthingshyper:

smallworldofbigal:

ashleymater:

Tippi Benjamine Okanti Degré, daughter of French wildlife photographers Alain Degré and Sylvie Robert, was born in Namibia. During her childhood she befriended many wild animals, including a 28-year old elephant called Abu and a leopard nicknamed J&B. She was embraced by the Bushmen and the Himba tribespeople of the Kalahari, who taught her how to survive on roots and berries, as well as how to speak their language.
Learn more

in before tumblr screams about cultural appropiation

This doesn’t even count as cultural appropriation
This isn’t a person robbing a culture, to hell with the others
This is a child born right next to that culture
Who was embraced by the people and taught how to do some of the things they do
Which is not the same as cultural appropriation

No cultural appropriation. Just something really beautiful.

I love the picture where she’s cuddling a frog.

Don’t send her to school when she is older.

Man, the prequel to Mean Girls looks GOOD. poppyslovingyou:

chesireclam:

arcanacat:

allthingshyper:

smallworldofbigal:

ashleymater:

Tippi Benjamine Okanti Degré, daughter of French wildlife photographers Alain Degré and Sylvie Robert, was born in Namibia. During her childhood she befriended many wild animals, including a 28-year old elephant called Abu and a leopard nicknamed J&B. She was embraced by the Bushmen and the Himba tribespeople of the Kalahari, who taught her how to survive on roots and berries, as well as how to speak their language.
Learn more

in before tumblr screams about cultural appropiation

This doesn’t even count as cultural appropriation
This isn’t a person robbing a culture, to hell with the others
This is a child born right next to that culture
Who was embraced by the people and taught how to do some of the things they do
Which is not the same as cultural appropriation

No cultural appropriation. Just something really beautiful.

I love the picture where she’s cuddling a frog.

Don’t send her to school when she is older.

Man, the prequel to Mean Girls looks GOOD. poppyslovingyou:

chesireclam:

arcanacat:

allthingshyper:

smallworldofbigal:

ashleymater:

Tippi Benjamine Okanti Degré, daughter of French wildlife photographers Alain Degré and Sylvie Robert, was born in Namibia. During her childhood she befriended many wild animals, including a 28-year old elephant called Abu and a leopard nicknamed J&B. She was embraced by the Bushmen and the Himba tribespeople of the Kalahari, who taught her how to survive on roots and berries, as well as how to speak their language.
Learn more

in before tumblr screams about cultural appropiation

This doesn’t even count as cultural appropriation
This isn’t a person robbing a culture, to hell with the others
This is a child born right next to that culture
Who was embraced by the people and taught how to do some of the things they do
Which is not the same as cultural appropriation

No cultural appropriation. Just something really beautiful.

I love the picture where she’s cuddling a frog.

Don’t send her to school when she is older.

Man, the prequel to Mean Girls looks GOOD. poppyslovingyou:

chesireclam:

arcanacat:

allthingshyper:

smallworldofbigal:

ashleymater:

Tippi Benjamine Okanti Degré, daughter of French wildlife photographers Alain Degré and Sylvie Robert, was born in Namibia. During her childhood she befriended many wild animals, including a 28-year old elephant called Abu and a leopard nicknamed J&B. She was embraced by the Bushmen and the Himba tribespeople of the Kalahari, who taught her how to survive on roots and berries, as well as how to speak their language.
Learn more

in before tumblr screams about cultural appropiation

This doesn’t even count as cultural appropriation
This isn’t a person robbing a culture, to hell with the others
This is a child born right next to that culture
Who was embraced by the people and taught how to do some of the things they do
Which is not the same as cultural appropriation

No cultural appropriation. Just something really beautiful.

I love the picture where she’s cuddling a frog.

Don’t send her to school when she is older.

Man, the prequel to Mean Girls looks GOOD. poppyslovingyou:

chesireclam:

arcanacat:

allthingshyper:

smallworldofbigal:

ashleymater:

Tippi Benjamine Okanti Degré, daughter of French wildlife photographers Alain Degré and Sylvie Robert, was born in Namibia. During her childhood she befriended many wild animals, including a 28-year old elephant called Abu and a leopard nicknamed J&B. She was embraced by the Bushmen and the Himba tribespeople of the Kalahari, who taught her how to survive on roots and berries, as well as how to speak their language.
Learn more

in before tumblr screams about cultural appropiation

This doesn’t even count as cultural appropriation
This isn’t a person robbing a culture, to hell with the others
This is a child born right next to that culture
Who was embraced by the people and taught how to do some of the things they do
Which is not the same as cultural appropriation

No cultural appropriation. Just something really beautiful.

I love the picture where she’s cuddling a frog.

Don’t send her to school when she is older.

Man, the prequel to Mean Girls looks GOOD. poppyslovingyou:

chesireclam:

arcanacat:

allthingshyper:

smallworldofbigal:

ashleymater:

Tippi Benjamine Okanti Degré, daughter of French wildlife photographers Alain Degré and Sylvie Robert, was born in Namibia. During her childhood she befriended many wild animals, including a 28-year old elephant called Abu and a leopard nicknamed J&B. She was embraced by the Bushmen and the Himba tribespeople of the Kalahari, who taught her how to survive on roots and berries, as well as how to speak their language.
Learn more

in before tumblr screams about cultural appropiation

This doesn’t even count as cultural appropriation
This isn’t a person robbing a culture, to hell with the others
This is a child born right next to that culture
Who was embraced by the people and taught how to do some of the things they do
Which is not the same as cultural appropriation

No cultural appropriation. Just something really beautiful.

I love the picture where she’s cuddling a frog.

Don’t send her to school when she is older.

Man, the prequel to Mean Girls looks GOOD.

poppyslovingyou:

chesireclam:

arcanacat:

allthingshyper:

smallworldofbigal:

ashleymater:

Tippi Benjamine Okanti Degré, daughter of French wildlife photographers Alain Degré and Sylvie Robert, was born in Namibia. During her childhood she befriended many wild animals, including a 28-year old elephant called Abu and a leopard nicknamed J&B. She was embraced by the Bushmen and the Himba tribespeople of the Kalahari, who taught her how to survive on roots and berries, as well as how to speak their language.

Learn more

in before tumblr screams about cultural appropiation

This doesn’t even count as cultural appropriation

This isn’t a person robbing a culture, to hell with the others

This is a child born right next to that culture

Who was embraced by the people and taught how to do some of the things they do

Which is not the same as cultural appropriation

No cultural appropriation. Just something really beautiful.

I love the picture where she’s cuddling a frog.

Don’t send her to school when she is older.

Man, the prequel to Mean Girls looks GOOD.

(via truculentbantam)