queenofthedorks:

thegentlemangamer:


We have already been to like five different doctors. 

This is a completely accurate portrayal of what it’s like to go from having your parents take you to the doctor, to suddenly realizing you have to take yourself to the doctor.
I blame the invincible twenties. If I had been sicker that decade I might understand more of this crap.

Oh god is that not the truth? They need some kind of class in adulthood on how to take yourself to the doctors.

Adjusted College Core Curriculum:
- Get More Money 101: how to balance your checkbook, file your taxes, and make a budget you can actually stick to
- Stop Breaking Stuff 101 and 102: First semester is personal wellness like stretching and diet, second semester is all about vehicle maintenance
- Stick It To The Man 201: How to navigate the bureaucracy of our lives, with actual trips to the doctor, DMV, and registering to vote yes you will register to vote and failing to vote during this class guarantees an automatic minimum C you little shit.
 - Emailing In Complete Sentences 301: This course is proctored by Sister Mary Catherine, her yardstick, and a Fortune 500 CEO guest speaker lecturing the importance of professional communication.
- Effective Communication 401: Surprise, this class is secretly a semester-long course designed to dig out your ethnocentrism by the roots and burn it on the front lawn. Learn empathy or fail, yolos.
- Cupcake Seminar (all years, at least one credit required): Because everyone should know how to bake a goddamned cupcake without help of any kind. queenofthedorks:

thegentlemangamer:


We have already been to like five different doctors. 

This is a completely accurate portrayal of what it’s like to go from having your parents take you to the doctor, to suddenly realizing you have to take yourself to the doctor.
I blame the invincible twenties. If I had been sicker that decade I might understand more of this crap.

Oh god is that not the truth? They need some kind of class in adulthood on how to take yourself to the doctors.

Adjusted College Core Curriculum:
- Get More Money 101: how to balance your checkbook, file your taxes, and make a budget you can actually stick to
- Stop Breaking Stuff 101 and 102: First semester is personal wellness like stretching and diet, second semester is all about vehicle maintenance
- Stick It To The Man 201: How to navigate the bureaucracy of our lives, with actual trips to the doctor, DMV, and registering to vote yes you will register to vote and failing to vote during this class guarantees an automatic minimum C you little shit.
 - Emailing In Complete Sentences 301: This course is proctored by Sister Mary Catherine, her yardstick, and a Fortune 500 CEO guest speaker lecturing the importance of professional communication.
- Effective Communication 401: Surprise, this class is secretly a semester-long course designed to dig out your ethnocentrism by the roots and burn it on the front lawn. Learn empathy or fail, yolos.
- Cupcake Seminar (all years, at least one credit required): Because everyone should know how to bake a goddamned cupcake without help of any kind. queenofthedorks:

thegentlemangamer:


We have already been to like five different doctors. 

This is a completely accurate portrayal of what it’s like to go from having your parents take you to the doctor, to suddenly realizing you have to take yourself to the doctor.
I blame the invincible twenties. If I had been sicker that decade I might understand more of this crap.

Oh god is that not the truth? They need some kind of class in adulthood on how to take yourself to the doctors.

Adjusted College Core Curriculum:
- Get More Money 101: how to balance your checkbook, file your taxes, and make a budget you can actually stick to
- Stop Breaking Stuff 101 and 102: First semester is personal wellness like stretching and diet, second semester is all about vehicle maintenance
- Stick It To The Man 201: How to navigate the bureaucracy of our lives, with actual trips to the doctor, DMV, and registering to vote yes you will register to vote and failing to vote during this class guarantees an automatic minimum C you little shit.
 - Emailing In Complete Sentences 301: This course is proctored by Sister Mary Catherine, her yardstick, and a Fortune 500 CEO guest speaker lecturing the importance of professional communication.
- Effective Communication 401: Surprise, this class is secretly a semester-long course designed to dig out your ethnocentrism by the roots and burn it on the front lawn. Learn empathy or fail, yolos.
- Cupcake Seminar (all years, at least one credit required): Because everyone should know how to bake a goddamned cupcake without help of any kind. queenofthedorks:

thegentlemangamer:


We have already been to like five different doctors. 

This is a completely accurate portrayal of what it’s like to go from having your parents take you to the doctor, to suddenly realizing you have to take yourself to the doctor.
I blame the invincible twenties. If I had been sicker that decade I might understand more of this crap.

Oh god is that not the truth? They need some kind of class in adulthood on how to take yourself to the doctors.

Adjusted College Core Curriculum:
- Get More Money 101: how to balance your checkbook, file your taxes, and make a budget you can actually stick to
- Stop Breaking Stuff 101 and 102: First semester is personal wellness like stretching and diet, second semester is all about vehicle maintenance
- Stick It To The Man 201: How to navigate the bureaucracy of our lives, with actual trips to the doctor, DMV, and registering to vote yes you will register to vote and failing to vote during this class guarantees an automatic minimum C you little shit.
 - Emailing In Complete Sentences 301: This course is proctored by Sister Mary Catherine, her yardstick, and a Fortune 500 CEO guest speaker lecturing the importance of professional communication.
- Effective Communication 401: Surprise, this class is secretly a semester-long course designed to dig out your ethnocentrism by the roots and burn it on the front lawn. Learn empathy or fail, yolos.
- Cupcake Seminar (all years, at least one credit required): Because everyone should know how to bake a goddamned cupcake without help of any kind. queenofthedorks:

thegentlemangamer:


We have already been to like five different doctors. 

This is a completely accurate portrayal of what it’s like to go from having your parents take you to the doctor, to suddenly realizing you have to take yourself to the doctor.
I blame the invincible twenties. If I had been sicker that decade I might understand more of this crap.

Oh god is that not the truth? They need some kind of class in adulthood on how to take yourself to the doctors.

Adjusted College Core Curriculum:
- Get More Money 101: how to balance your checkbook, file your taxes, and make a budget you can actually stick to
- Stop Breaking Stuff 101 and 102: First semester is personal wellness like stretching and diet, second semester is all about vehicle maintenance
- Stick It To The Man 201: How to navigate the bureaucracy of our lives, with actual trips to the doctor, DMV, and registering to vote yes you will register to vote and failing to vote during this class guarantees an automatic minimum C you little shit.
 - Emailing In Complete Sentences 301: This course is proctored by Sister Mary Catherine, her yardstick, and a Fortune 500 CEO guest speaker lecturing the importance of professional communication.
- Effective Communication 401: Surprise, this class is secretly a semester-long course designed to dig out your ethnocentrism by the roots and burn it on the front lawn. Learn empathy or fail, yolos.
- Cupcake Seminar (all years, at least one credit required): Because everyone should know how to bake a goddamned cupcake without help of any kind. queenofthedorks:

thegentlemangamer:


We have already been to like five different doctors. 

This is a completely accurate portrayal of what it’s like to go from having your parents take you to the doctor, to suddenly realizing you have to take yourself to the doctor.
I blame the invincible twenties. If I had been sicker that decade I might understand more of this crap.

Oh god is that not the truth? They need some kind of class in adulthood on how to take yourself to the doctors.

Adjusted College Core Curriculum:
- Get More Money 101: how to balance your checkbook, file your taxes, and make a budget you can actually stick to
- Stop Breaking Stuff 101 and 102: First semester is personal wellness like stretching and diet, second semester is all about vehicle maintenance
- Stick It To The Man 201: How to navigate the bureaucracy of our lives, with actual trips to the doctor, DMV, and registering to vote yes you will register to vote and failing to vote during this class guarantees an automatic minimum C you little shit.
 - Emailing In Complete Sentences 301: This course is proctored by Sister Mary Catherine, her yardstick, and a Fortune 500 CEO guest speaker lecturing the importance of professional communication.
- Effective Communication 401: Surprise, this class is secretly a semester-long course designed to dig out your ethnocentrism by the roots and burn it on the front lawn. Learn empathy or fail, yolos.
- Cupcake Seminar (all years, at least one credit required): Because everyone should know how to bake a goddamned cupcake without help of any kind.

queenofthedorks:

thegentlemangamer:

We have already been to like five different doctors. 

This is a completely accurate portrayal of what it’s like to go from having your parents take you to the doctor, to suddenly realizing you have to take yourself to the doctor.

I blame the invincible twenties. If I had been sicker that decade I might understand more of this crap.

Oh god is that not the truth? They need some kind of class in adulthood on how to take yourself to the doctors.

Adjusted College Core Curriculum:

- Get More Money 101: how to balance your checkbook, file your taxes, and make a budget you can actually stick to

- Stop Breaking Stuff 101 and 102: First semester is personal wellness like stretching and diet, second semester is all about vehicle maintenance

- Stick It To The Man 201: How to navigate the bureaucracy of our lives, with actual trips to the doctor, DMV, and registering to vote yes you will register to vote and failing to vote during this class guarantees an automatic minimum C you little shit.

 - Emailing In Complete Sentences 301: This course is proctored by Sister Mary Catherine, her yardstick, and a Fortune 500 CEO guest speaker lecturing the importance of professional communication.

- Effective Communication 401: Surprise, this class is secretly a semester-long course designed to dig out your ethnocentrism by the roots and burn it on the front lawn. Learn empathy or fail, yolos.

- Cupcake Seminar (all years, at least one credit required): Because everyone should know how to bake a goddamned cupcake without help of any kind.


We have already been to like five different doctors. 

This is a completely accurate portrayal of what it’s like to go from having your parents take you to the doctor, to suddenly realizing you have to take yourself to the doctor.
I blame the invincible twenties. If I had been sicker that decade I might understand more of this crap. 
We have already been to like five different doctors. 

This is a completely accurate portrayal of what it’s like to go from having your parents take you to the doctor, to suddenly realizing you have to take yourself to the doctor.
I blame the invincible twenties. If I had been sicker that decade I might understand more of this crap. 
We have already been to like five different doctors. 

This is a completely accurate portrayal of what it’s like to go from having your parents take you to the doctor, to suddenly realizing you have to take yourself to the doctor.
I blame the invincible twenties. If I had been sicker that decade I might understand more of this crap. 
We have already been to like five different doctors. 

This is a completely accurate portrayal of what it’s like to go from having your parents take you to the doctor, to suddenly realizing you have to take yourself to the doctor.
I blame the invincible twenties. If I had been sicker that decade I might understand more of this crap. 
We have already been to like five different doctors. 

This is a completely accurate portrayal of what it’s like to go from having your parents take you to the doctor, to suddenly realizing you have to take yourself to the doctor.
I blame the invincible twenties. If I had been sicker that decade I might understand more of this crap. 
We have already been to like five different doctors. 

This is a completely accurate portrayal of what it’s like to go from having your parents take you to the doctor, to suddenly realizing you have to take yourself to the doctor.
I blame the invincible twenties. If I had been sicker that decade I might understand more of this crap.

We have already been to like five different doctors. 

This is a completely accurate portrayal of what it’s like to go from having your parents take you to the doctor, to suddenly realizing you have to take yourself to the doctor.

I blame the invincible twenties. If I had been sicker that decade I might understand more of this crap.

(via cyberkraken)


"Is there a problem with my burger?"


There are some things I wasn’t happy with in True Blood.Lafayette was not one of those things. Easily the best change from the book. 
"Is there a problem with my burger?"


There are some things I wasn’t happy with in True Blood.Lafayette was not one of those things. Easily the best change from the book. 
"Is there a problem with my burger?"


There are some things I wasn’t happy with in True Blood.Lafayette was not one of those things. Easily the best change from the book. 
"Is there a problem with my burger?"


There are some things I wasn’t happy with in True Blood.Lafayette was not one of those things. Easily the best change from the book. 
"Is there a problem with my burger?"


There are some things I wasn’t happy with in True Blood.Lafayette was not one of those things. Easily the best change from the book. 
"Is there a problem with my burger?"


There are some things I wasn’t happy with in True Blood.Lafayette was not one of those things. Easily the best change from the book. 
"Is there a problem with my burger?"


There are some things I wasn’t happy with in True Blood.Lafayette was not one of those things. Easily the best change from the book. 
"Is there a problem with my burger?"


There are some things I wasn’t happy with in True Blood.Lafayette was not one of those things. Easily the best change from the book. 
"Is there a problem with my burger?"


There are some things I wasn’t happy with in True Blood.Lafayette was not one of those things. Easily the best change from the book. 
"Is there a problem with my burger?"


There are some things I wasn’t happy with in True Blood.Lafayette was not one of those things. Easily the best change from the book.

"Is there a problem with my burger?"

There are some things I wasn’t happy with in True Blood.

Lafayette was not one of those things. Easily the best change from the book.

(via geekgirlsmash)

socialjusticekoolaid:


Last Night in Ferguson (9.28-9.29): Last night’s protest was one of the in Ferguson this month, proving once again that the residents of Ferguson/STL County are some of the most resilient and inspiring in all the land. The police were literally holding peaceful protesters hostage late into the night (folks who were complying with all police requests) so they could negotiate with the remaining folks to leave, but the protesters didn’t back down. Eventually all arrestees were released, and many plan to be back out there tonight.

Injustice in Ferguson continues, but despite it, community now thrives too. This is still happening. Are you still paying attention? #staywoke #farfromover

They tried to negotiate the release of protesters from custody in exchange for leaving.
They ARRESTED people who opposed them, then tried to NEGOTIATE to get what they wanted, using their PRISONERS are bargaining chips.
That’s political prisoner bullshit. That’s terrorist bullshit. That’s seven-layer bullshit with fuck-no gravy served alongside GTFO salad. That’s disband-the-police-department material.
I hope the DOJ is listening. socialjusticekoolaid:


Last Night in Ferguson (9.28-9.29): Last night’s protest was one of the in Ferguson this month, proving once again that the residents of Ferguson/STL County are some of the most resilient and inspiring in all the land. The police were literally holding peaceful protesters hostage late into the night (folks who were complying with all police requests) so they could negotiate with the remaining folks to leave, but the protesters didn’t back down. Eventually all arrestees were released, and many plan to be back out there tonight.

Injustice in Ferguson continues, but despite it, community now thrives too. This is still happening. Are you still paying attention? #staywoke #farfromover

They tried to negotiate the release of protesters from custody in exchange for leaving.
They ARRESTED people who opposed them, then tried to NEGOTIATE to get what they wanted, using their PRISONERS are bargaining chips.
That’s political prisoner bullshit. That’s terrorist bullshit. That’s seven-layer bullshit with fuck-no gravy served alongside GTFO salad. That’s disband-the-police-department material.
I hope the DOJ is listening. socialjusticekoolaid:


Last Night in Ferguson (9.28-9.29): Last night’s protest was one of the in Ferguson this month, proving once again that the residents of Ferguson/STL County are some of the most resilient and inspiring in all the land. The police were literally holding peaceful protesters hostage late into the night (folks who were complying with all police requests) so they could negotiate with the remaining folks to leave, but the protesters didn’t back down. Eventually all arrestees were released, and many plan to be back out there tonight.

Injustice in Ferguson continues, but despite it, community now thrives too. This is still happening. Are you still paying attention? #staywoke #farfromover

They tried to negotiate the release of protesters from custody in exchange for leaving.
They ARRESTED people who opposed them, then tried to NEGOTIATE to get what they wanted, using their PRISONERS are bargaining chips.
That’s political prisoner bullshit. That’s terrorist bullshit. That’s seven-layer bullshit with fuck-no gravy served alongside GTFO salad. That’s disband-the-police-department material.
I hope the DOJ is listening. socialjusticekoolaid:


Last Night in Ferguson (9.28-9.29): Last night’s protest was one of the in Ferguson this month, proving once again that the residents of Ferguson/STL County are some of the most resilient and inspiring in all the land. The police were literally holding peaceful protesters hostage late into the night (folks who were complying with all police requests) so they could negotiate with the remaining folks to leave, but the protesters didn’t back down. Eventually all arrestees were released, and many plan to be back out there tonight.

Injustice in Ferguson continues, but despite it, community now thrives too. This is still happening. Are you still paying attention? #staywoke #farfromover

They tried to negotiate the release of protesters from custody in exchange for leaving.
They ARRESTED people who opposed them, then tried to NEGOTIATE to get what they wanted, using their PRISONERS are bargaining chips.
That’s political prisoner bullshit. That’s terrorist bullshit. That’s seven-layer bullshit with fuck-no gravy served alongside GTFO salad. That’s disband-the-police-department material.
I hope the DOJ is listening. socialjusticekoolaid:


Last Night in Ferguson (9.28-9.29): Last night’s protest was one of the in Ferguson this month, proving once again that the residents of Ferguson/STL County are some of the most resilient and inspiring in all the land. The police were literally holding peaceful protesters hostage late into the night (folks who were complying with all police requests) so they could negotiate with the remaining folks to leave, but the protesters didn’t back down. Eventually all arrestees were released, and many plan to be back out there tonight.

Injustice in Ferguson continues, but despite it, community now thrives too. This is still happening. Are you still paying attention? #staywoke #farfromover

They tried to negotiate the release of protesters from custody in exchange for leaving.
They ARRESTED people who opposed them, then tried to NEGOTIATE to get what they wanted, using their PRISONERS are bargaining chips.
That’s political prisoner bullshit. That’s terrorist bullshit. That’s seven-layer bullshit with fuck-no gravy served alongside GTFO salad. That’s disband-the-police-department material.
I hope the DOJ is listening. socialjusticekoolaid:


Last Night in Ferguson (9.28-9.29): Last night’s protest was one of the in Ferguson this month, proving once again that the residents of Ferguson/STL County are some of the most resilient and inspiring in all the land. The police were literally holding peaceful protesters hostage late into the night (folks who were complying with all police requests) so they could negotiate with the remaining folks to leave, but the protesters didn’t back down. Eventually all arrestees were released, and many plan to be back out there tonight.

Injustice in Ferguson continues, but despite it, community now thrives too. This is still happening. Are you still paying attention? #staywoke #farfromover

They tried to negotiate the release of protesters from custody in exchange for leaving.
They ARRESTED people who opposed them, then tried to NEGOTIATE to get what they wanted, using their PRISONERS are bargaining chips.
That’s political prisoner bullshit. That’s terrorist bullshit. That’s seven-layer bullshit with fuck-no gravy served alongside GTFO salad. That’s disband-the-police-department material.
I hope the DOJ is listening. socialjusticekoolaid:


Last Night in Ferguson (9.28-9.29): Last night’s protest was one of the in Ferguson this month, proving once again that the residents of Ferguson/STL County are some of the most resilient and inspiring in all the land. The police were literally holding peaceful protesters hostage late into the night (folks who were complying with all police requests) so they could negotiate with the remaining folks to leave, but the protesters didn’t back down. Eventually all arrestees were released, and many plan to be back out there tonight.

Injustice in Ferguson continues, but despite it, community now thrives too. This is still happening. Are you still paying attention? #staywoke #farfromover

They tried to negotiate the release of protesters from custody in exchange for leaving.
They ARRESTED people who opposed them, then tried to NEGOTIATE to get what they wanted, using their PRISONERS are bargaining chips.
That’s political prisoner bullshit. That’s terrorist bullshit. That’s seven-layer bullshit with fuck-no gravy served alongside GTFO salad. That’s disband-the-police-department material.
I hope the DOJ is listening. socialjusticekoolaid:


Last Night in Ferguson (9.28-9.29): Last night’s protest was one of the in Ferguson this month, proving once again that the residents of Ferguson/STL County are some of the most resilient and inspiring in all the land. The police were literally holding peaceful protesters hostage late into the night (folks who were complying with all police requests) so they could negotiate with the remaining folks to leave, but the protesters didn’t back down. Eventually all arrestees were released, and many plan to be back out there tonight.

Injustice in Ferguson continues, but despite it, community now thrives too. This is still happening. Are you still paying attention? #staywoke #farfromover

They tried to negotiate the release of protesters from custody in exchange for leaving.
They ARRESTED people who opposed them, then tried to NEGOTIATE to get what they wanted, using their PRISONERS are bargaining chips.
That’s political prisoner bullshit. That’s terrorist bullshit. That’s seven-layer bullshit with fuck-no gravy served alongside GTFO salad. That’s disband-the-police-department material.
I hope the DOJ is listening. socialjusticekoolaid:


Last Night in Ferguson (9.28-9.29): Last night’s protest was one of the in Ferguson this month, proving once again that the residents of Ferguson/STL County are some of the most resilient and inspiring in all the land. The police were literally holding peaceful protesters hostage late into the night (folks who were complying with all police requests) so they could negotiate with the remaining folks to leave, but the protesters didn’t back down. Eventually all arrestees were released, and many plan to be back out there tonight.

Injustice in Ferguson continues, but despite it, community now thrives too. This is still happening. Are you still paying attention? #staywoke #farfromover

They tried to negotiate the release of protesters from custody in exchange for leaving.
They ARRESTED people who opposed them, then tried to NEGOTIATE to get what they wanted, using their PRISONERS are bargaining chips.
That’s political prisoner bullshit. That’s terrorist bullshit. That’s seven-layer bullshit with fuck-no gravy served alongside GTFO salad. That’s disband-the-police-department material.
I hope the DOJ is listening. socialjusticekoolaid:


Last Night in Ferguson (9.28-9.29): Last night’s protest was one of the in Ferguson this month, proving once again that the residents of Ferguson/STL County are some of the most resilient and inspiring in all the land. The police were literally holding peaceful protesters hostage late into the night (folks who were complying with all police requests) so they could negotiate with the remaining folks to leave, but the protesters didn’t back down. Eventually all arrestees were released, and many plan to be back out there tonight.

Injustice in Ferguson continues, but despite it, community now thrives too. This is still happening. Are you still paying attention? #staywoke #farfromover

They tried to negotiate the release of protesters from custody in exchange for leaving.
They ARRESTED people who opposed them, then tried to NEGOTIATE to get what they wanted, using their PRISONERS are bargaining chips.
That’s political prisoner bullshit. That’s terrorist bullshit. That’s seven-layer bullshit with fuck-no gravy served alongside GTFO salad. That’s disband-the-police-department material.
I hope the DOJ is listening.

socialjusticekoolaid:

Last Night in Ferguson (9.28-9.29): Last night’s protest was one of the in Ferguson this month, proving once again that the residents of Ferguson/STL County are some of the most resilient and inspiring in all the land. The police were literally holding peaceful protesters hostage late into the night (folks who were complying with all police requests) so they could negotiate with the remaining folks to leave, but the protesters didn’t back down. Eventually all arrestees were released, and many plan to be back out there tonight.

Injustice in Ferguson continues, but despite it, community now thrives too. This is still happening. Are you still paying attention? #staywoke #farfromover

They tried to negotiate the release of protesters from custody in exchange for leaving.

They ARRESTED people who opposed them, then tried to NEGOTIATE to get what they wanted, using their PRISONERS are bargaining chips.

That’s political prisoner bullshit. That’s terrorist bullshit. That’s seven-layer bullshit with fuck-no gravy served alongside GTFO salad. That’s disband-the-police-department material.

I hope the DOJ is listening.

(via kellysue)

kasena-a:

warpsbyherself:

gallouvich:

justemoiici:

clannyphantom:

icarly-official:

backdoorteenmom:

Don’t be surprised when they bring a gun to school

that’s not even complicated you literally add 26 and 19 then simplify 2025 over 45 to be 45/1 then multiply 24 and 45 making it 1080 then add 1080 and 47 and unlock the iPad with the passcode 1-1-2-7 god bless

looks like we found ourselves a nerd

looks like we found someone capable of basic math

how is that basic math

this is basic math

IT’S FUCKING CALLED ORDER OF OPERATIONS. PEMDAS. DO THE STUFF INSIDE THE PARENTHESIS FIRST. EXPONENTS. THEN DIVISION. TO GET DENOMINATOR ADD THE TWO ON THE BOTTOM THERE. THEM DIVIDE THE TOP NUMBER BY THE BOTTOM NUMBER. IF THERE’S TWO NUMBERS TOGETHER AND ONE IS PARENTHESIS THEN IT MEANS MULTIPLY YOU DORITOS AFTER YOU DO THAT ADD AND BING BADDA BOOM YOU CAN DO BASIC MATH. ORDER OF OPERATIONS. PEMDAS. PARENTHESIS EXPONENTS MULTIPLICATION DIVISION ADDITION SUBTRACTION. PLEASE EXCUSE MY DEAR AUNT SALLY. FUCKING PLEASE RETURN TO 3RD GRADE YOU CHEESE BALLS

We called it “Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally.” Very effective mnemonic.

(via factfly)

thegentlemangamer:

thefrogman:


If you lose your stuff at this airport, this dog will bring it back to you

[video] [h/t: digg]

OMG WATCH THAT VIDEO
GIFS DON’T DO IT JUSTICE
THAT FIRST REVEAL AND IT’S “HEEEEEEEEERE I COOOOOOOME TO SAVE THE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAY”
BEST. AIRLINE. EVER.

IT’S FAKE.
DANGIT IT’S A FREAKING AD
THE DOG DOESN’T DO THAT
I HATE EVERYTHING
I WANTED TO BELIEEEEEEVE thegentlemangamer:

thefrogman:


If you lose your stuff at this airport, this dog will bring it back to you

[video] [h/t: digg]

OMG WATCH THAT VIDEO
GIFS DON’T DO IT JUSTICE
THAT FIRST REVEAL AND IT’S “HEEEEEEEEERE I COOOOOOOME TO SAVE THE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAY”
BEST. AIRLINE. EVER.

IT’S FAKE.
DANGIT IT’S A FREAKING AD
THE DOG DOESN’T DO THAT
I HATE EVERYTHING
I WANTED TO BELIEEEEEEVE thegentlemangamer:

thefrogman:


If you lose your stuff at this airport, this dog will bring it back to you

[video] [h/t: digg]

OMG WATCH THAT VIDEO
GIFS DON’T DO IT JUSTICE
THAT FIRST REVEAL AND IT’S “HEEEEEEEEERE I COOOOOOOME TO SAVE THE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAY”
BEST. AIRLINE. EVER.

IT’S FAKE.
DANGIT IT’S A FREAKING AD
THE DOG DOESN’T DO THAT
I HATE EVERYTHING
I WANTED TO BELIEEEEEEVE thegentlemangamer:

thefrogman:


If you lose your stuff at this airport, this dog will bring it back to you

[video] [h/t: digg]

OMG WATCH THAT VIDEO
GIFS DON’T DO IT JUSTICE
THAT FIRST REVEAL AND IT’S “HEEEEEEEEERE I COOOOOOOME TO SAVE THE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAY”
BEST. AIRLINE. EVER.

IT’S FAKE.
DANGIT IT’S A FREAKING AD
THE DOG DOESN’T DO THAT
I HATE EVERYTHING
I WANTED TO BELIEEEEEEVE thegentlemangamer:

thefrogman:


If you lose your stuff at this airport, this dog will bring it back to you

[video] [h/t: digg]

OMG WATCH THAT VIDEO
GIFS DON’T DO IT JUSTICE
THAT FIRST REVEAL AND IT’S “HEEEEEEEEERE I COOOOOOOME TO SAVE THE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAY”
BEST. AIRLINE. EVER.

IT’S FAKE.
DANGIT IT’S A FREAKING AD
THE DOG DOESN’T DO THAT
I HATE EVERYTHING
I WANTED TO BELIEEEEEEVE

thegentlemangamer:

thefrogman:

If you lose your stuff at this airport, this dog will bring it back to you

[video] [h/t: digg]

OMG WATCH THAT VIDEO

GIFS DON’T DO IT JUSTICE

THAT FIRST REVEAL AND IT’S “HEEEEEEEEERE I COOOOOOOME TO SAVE THE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAY”

BEST. AIRLINE. EVER.

IT’S FAKE.

DANGIT IT’S A FREAKING AD

THE DOG DOESN’T DO THAT

I HATE EVERYTHING

I WANTED TO BELIEEEEEEVE

thefrogman:


If you lose your stuff at this airport, this dog will bring it back to you

[video] [h/t: digg]

OMG WATCH THAT VIDEO
GIFS DON’T DO IT JUSTICE
THAT FIRST REVEAL AND IT’S “HEEEEEEEEERE I COOOOOOOME TO SAVE THE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAY”
BEST. AIRLINE. EVER. thefrogman:


If you lose your stuff at this airport, this dog will bring it back to you

[video] [h/t: digg]

OMG WATCH THAT VIDEO
GIFS DON’T DO IT JUSTICE
THAT FIRST REVEAL AND IT’S “HEEEEEEEEERE I COOOOOOOME TO SAVE THE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAY”
BEST. AIRLINE. EVER. thefrogman:


If you lose your stuff at this airport, this dog will bring it back to you

[video] [h/t: digg]

OMG WATCH THAT VIDEO
GIFS DON’T DO IT JUSTICE
THAT FIRST REVEAL AND IT’S “HEEEEEEEEERE I COOOOOOOME TO SAVE THE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAY”
BEST. AIRLINE. EVER. thefrogman:


If you lose your stuff at this airport, this dog will bring it back to you

[video] [h/t: digg]

OMG WATCH THAT VIDEO
GIFS DON’T DO IT JUSTICE
THAT FIRST REVEAL AND IT’S “HEEEEEEEEERE I COOOOOOOME TO SAVE THE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAY”
BEST. AIRLINE. EVER. thefrogman:


If you lose your stuff at this airport, this dog will bring it back to you

[video] [h/t: digg]

OMG WATCH THAT VIDEO
GIFS DON’T DO IT JUSTICE
THAT FIRST REVEAL AND IT’S “HEEEEEEEEERE I COOOOOOOME TO SAVE THE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAY”
BEST. AIRLINE. EVER.

thefrogman:

If you lose your stuff at this airport, this dog will bring it back to you

[video] [h/t: digg]

OMG WATCH THAT VIDEO

GIFS DON’T DO IT JUSTICE

THAT FIRST REVEAL AND IT’S “HEEEEEEEEERE I COOOOOOOME TO SAVE THE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAY”

BEST. AIRLINE. EVER.

Eyyyyyy Fox continues to be shitheads. Must be a day that ends in “Y”.
Putting “News” after their name continues to make me half-puke. This is not part of my profession, you turds. Get off my news-lawn. Eyyyyyy Fox continues to be shitheads. Must be a day that ends in “Y”.
Putting “News” after their name continues to make me half-puke. This is not part of my profession, you turds. Get off my news-lawn. Eyyyyyy Fox continues to be shitheads. Must be a day that ends in “Y”.
Putting “News” after their name continues to make me half-puke. This is not part of my profession, you turds. Get off my news-lawn. Eyyyyyy Fox continues to be shitheads. Must be a day that ends in “Y”.
Putting “News” after their name continues to make me half-puke. This is not part of my profession, you turds. Get off my news-lawn. Eyyyyyy Fox continues to be shitheads. Must be a day that ends in “Y”.
Putting “News” after their name continues to make me half-puke. This is not part of my profession, you turds. Get off my news-lawn. Eyyyyyy Fox continues to be shitheads. Must be a day that ends in “Y”.
Putting “News” after their name continues to make me half-puke. This is not part of my profession, you turds. Get off my news-lawn. Eyyyyyy Fox continues to be shitheads. Must be a day that ends in “Y”.
Putting “News” after their name continues to make me half-puke. This is not part of my profession, you turds. Get off my news-lawn. Eyyyyyy Fox continues to be shitheads. Must be a day that ends in “Y”.
Putting “News” after their name continues to make me half-puke. This is not part of my profession, you turds. Get off my news-lawn. Eyyyyyy Fox continues to be shitheads. Must be a day that ends in “Y”.
Putting “News” after their name continues to make me half-puke. This is not part of my profession, you turds. Get off my news-lawn. Eyyyyyy Fox continues to be shitheads. Must be a day that ends in “Y”.
Putting “News” after their name continues to make me half-puke. This is not part of my profession, you turds. Get off my news-lawn.

Eyyyyyy Fox continues to be shitheads. Must be a day that ends in “Y”.

Putting “News” after their name continues to make me half-puke. This is not part of my profession, you turds. Get off my news-lawn.

(via queenofthedorks)

Let’s just all take a moment to appreciate…

She is KNITTING. A HANDLE WARMER. For her AXE.

Lumberjanes is all that is good and right in comics, and anyone who thinks differently needs to have a conversation with Rosie.

arte-mysia:

stringsdafistmcgee:

la-negra-barbuda:

nezua:

THE ONGOING SAGA OF THE FRAGILE WHITE

The Daily Show aired its long awaited segment on the Washington, D.C., NFL team name, in which fans were confronted by Natives on the set.

Before it even aired, the segment proved controversial. The satirical cable television news program had recruited team fans for the segment via Twitter; four were ultimately chosen to participate. But those participants told the Washington Post they felt like they were attacked.

Kelli O’Dell, who says it was unfair for The Daily Show to have her debate Amanda Blackhorse—the lead plaintiff in Blackhorse v. Pro-Football, Inc., which resulted in cancelling six of the team’s trademarks—says she felt like she was placed “in danger.” O’Dell later called authorities to pull The Daily Show tapes she had consented to appear on:

Two days later, O’Dell said she called D.C. police and tried to submit a police report, but authorities told her no crime had been committed.

People want their right to be racist. But the minute they approach facing real life consequences—and mild ones, given what they should expect for years of violence and slurs—look how they shake and cry. Look how they flee and fly to the po-lice, understanding fully the institutional role played by cops.

she tried to file a police report, hahahahaha! foolish.

LMFAO

Jason Jones also pointed out that, if these fans are so proud of their team’s name, why did they want their faces hidden even after signing the release form?

HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

The Daily Show: Can’t stop won’t stop

mydrunkkitchen:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT????

We know nothing, ya know.

I always gave Fallout: New Vegas NPCs side-eye when they said “Ave, true to Caesar (AH-way, tru to KYE-sahr)”. And kinda knew the whole time they were probably right.

Low and behold.

brianmichaelbendis:

Thor #01 (Alex Ross Cover)

ALL THE COLORS

ALL OF THEM

RAINBOW BRIDGE THAT MF’ER

arte-mysia:

talesofnorth:

ain’t nobody fucking with my clique

One more week!

LONGEST. WEEK. EVER. If only there were some way to make that week suddenly disappear…


Oh, right… arte-mysia:

talesofnorth:

ain’t nobody fucking with my clique

One more week!

LONGEST. WEEK. EVER. If only there were some way to make that week suddenly disappear…


Oh, right… arte-mysia:

talesofnorth:

ain’t nobody fucking with my clique

One more week!

LONGEST. WEEK. EVER. If only there were some way to make that week suddenly disappear…


Oh, right… arte-mysia:

talesofnorth:

ain’t nobody fucking with my clique

One more week!

LONGEST. WEEK. EVER. If only there were some way to make that week suddenly disappear…


Oh, right… arte-mysia:

talesofnorth:

ain’t nobody fucking with my clique

One more week!

LONGEST. WEEK. EVER. If only there were some way to make that week suddenly disappear…


Oh, right…

arte-mysia:

talesofnorth:

ain’t nobody fucking with my clique

One more week!

LONGEST. WEEK. EVER. If only there were some way to make that week suddenly disappear…

Oh, right…

lawfulgoodness:

steamchef:

roane72:

Okay, but the funny part here (aside from Lilian), is that Cap does this ALL THE TIME in the comics. Like, this exchange. Even in the little bit I read, I saw it two or three times:

Villain: You won’t do the thing, you’re Captain America.
Cap: Nope. *indicates less morally upright companion* They will.

Which kind of suggests that Cap is less about moral uprightness and more about plausible deniability. ;)

He’s still just a paladin in a mixed-alignment party. “I can’t kill that orc, because it’s unarmed, and I’m a paladin of justice. My ranger buddy, however, can totally do that. So go ahead, ranger buddy.”

Does nobody else remember the part where they didn’t actually throw him off the roof?  I mean, they did, but Sam caught him.  Y’all are talking like this little Hydra goober splattered all over the pavement or something.

Which further indicates Steve’s innate trust of Sam to get shit done, and Widow not to go too far. He’ll trade on the fear, for sure, because he’s already built a foundation of trust. It’s just smart tactics.
And he trusts those he commands. Otherwise he’d treat them like those SHIELD agents he left in pieces in that elevator. lawfulgoodness:

steamchef:

roane72:

Okay, but the funny part here (aside from Lilian), is that Cap does this ALL THE TIME in the comics. Like, this exchange. Even in the little bit I read, I saw it two or three times:

Villain: You won’t do the thing, you’re Captain America.
Cap: Nope. *indicates less morally upright companion* They will.

Which kind of suggests that Cap is less about moral uprightness and more about plausible deniability. ;)

He’s still just a paladin in a mixed-alignment party. “I can’t kill that orc, because it’s unarmed, and I’m a paladin of justice. My ranger buddy, however, can totally do that. So go ahead, ranger buddy.”

Does nobody else remember the part where they didn’t actually throw him off the roof?  I mean, they did, but Sam caught him.  Y’all are talking like this little Hydra goober splattered all over the pavement or something.

Which further indicates Steve’s innate trust of Sam to get shit done, and Widow not to go too far. He’ll trade on the fear, for sure, because he’s already built a foundation of trust. It’s just smart tactics.
And he trusts those he commands. Otherwise he’d treat them like those SHIELD agents he left in pieces in that elevator. lawfulgoodness:

steamchef:

roane72:

Okay, but the funny part here (aside from Lilian), is that Cap does this ALL THE TIME in the comics. Like, this exchange. Even in the little bit I read, I saw it two or three times:

Villain: You won’t do the thing, you’re Captain America.
Cap: Nope. *indicates less morally upright companion* They will.

Which kind of suggests that Cap is less about moral uprightness and more about plausible deniability. ;)

He’s still just a paladin in a mixed-alignment party. “I can’t kill that orc, because it’s unarmed, and I’m a paladin of justice. My ranger buddy, however, can totally do that. So go ahead, ranger buddy.”

Does nobody else remember the part where they didn’t actually throw him off the roof?  I mean, they did, but Sam caught him.  Y’all are talking like this little Hydra goober splattered all over the pavement or something.

Which further indicates Steve’s innate trust of Sam to get shit done, and Widow not to go too far. He’ll trade on the fear, for sure, because he’s already built a foundation of trust. It’s just smart tactics.
And he trusts those he commands. Otherwise he’d treat them like those SHIELD agents he left in pieces in that elevator. lawfulgoodness:

steamchef:

roane72:

Okay, but the funny part here (aside from Lilian), is that Cap does this ALL THE TIME in the comics. Like, this exchange. Even in the little bit I read, I saw it two or three times:

Villain: You won’t do the thing, you’re Captain America.
Cap: Nope. *indicates less morally upright companion* They will.

Which kind of suggests that Cap is less about moral uprightness and more about plausible deniability. ;)

He’s still just a paladin in a mixed-alignment party. “I can’t kill that orc, because it’s unarmed, and I’m a paladin of justice. My ranger buddy, however, can totally do that. So go ahead, ranger buddy.”

Does nobody else remember the part where they didn’t actually throw him off the roof?  I mean, they did, but Sam caught him.  Y’all are talking like this little Hydra goober splattered all over the pavement or something.

Which further indicates Steve’s innate trust of Sam to get shit done, and Widow not to go too far. He’ll trade on the fear, for sure, because he’s already built a foundation of trust. It’s just smart tactics.
And he trusts those he commands. Otherwise he’d treat them like those SHIELD agents he left in pieces in that elevator. lawfulgoodness:

steamchef:

roane72:

Okay, but the funny part here (aside from Lilian), is that Cap does this ALL THE TIME in the comics. Like, this exchange. Even in the little bit I read, I saw it two or three times:

Villain: You won’t do the thing, you’re Captain America.
Cap: Nope. *indicates less morally upright companion* They will.

Which kind of suggests that Cap is less about moral uprightness and more about plausible deniability. ;)

He’s still just a paladin in a mixed-alignment party. “I can’t kill that orc, because it’s unarmed, and I’m a paladin of justice. My ranger buddy, however, can totally do that. So go ahead, ranger buddy.”

Does nobody else remember the part where they didn’t actually throw him off the roof?  I mean, they did, but Sam caught him.  Y’all are talking like this little Hydra goober splattered all over the pavement or something.

Which further indicates Steve’s innate trust of Sam to get shit done, and Widow not to go too far. He’ll trade on the fear, for sure, because he’s already built a foundation of trust. It’s just smart tactics.
And he trusts those he commands. Otherwise he’d treat them like those SHIELD agents he left in pieces in that elevator.

lawfulgoodness:

steamchef:

roane72:

Okay, but the funny part here (aside from Lilian), is that Cap does this ALL THE TIME in the comics. Like, this exchange. Even in the little bit I read, I saw it two or three times:

Villain: You won’t do the thing, you’re Captain America.

Cap: Nope. *indicates less morally upright companion* They will.

Which kind of suggests that Cap is less about moral uprightness and more about plausible deniability. ;)

He’s still just a paladin in a mixed-alignment party. “I can’t kill that orc, because it’s unarmed, and I’m a paladin of justice. My ranger buddy, however, can totally do that. So go ahead, ranger buddy.”

Does nobody else remember the part where they didn’t actually throw him off the roof?  I mean, they did, but Sam caught him.  Y’all are talking like this little Hydra goober splattered all over the pavement or something.

Which further indicates Steve’s innate trust of Sam to get shit done, and Widow not to go too far. He’ll trade on the fear, for sure, because he’s already built a foundation of trust. It’s just smart tactics.

And he trusts those he commands. Otherwise he’d treat them like those SHIELD agents he left in pieces in that elevator.

(via infinitemachine)